PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
