Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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