Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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