she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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