i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
