i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
