So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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