Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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