Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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