I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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