Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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