She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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