Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm really busy with my period
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