I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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