we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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