It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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