If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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