The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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