I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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