Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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