first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Two words: nipple clamps
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