Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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