Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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