Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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