ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
