That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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