I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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