I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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