i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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