omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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