Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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