Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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