Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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