We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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