Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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