So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
