There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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