i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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