What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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