dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
