FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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