So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
