I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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