are you still at the devil's house?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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