I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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