lets start a swedish sibling band together
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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