I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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