ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize
