i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize