That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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