i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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