Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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