Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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