my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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